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*Mareeleea confessionary*
Last week to me foi um turbilhão de emotions because I was called first….:D e fiquei pretty happy about dat. E really sad at the same time because minha lil’ sista Liesel ficou no bottom 2 com a desvairada da DeeDee….
*Liesel confessiona-se*
I was in the bottom 2 last week. And momma said que I need to practice my face in the mirror and study my angles. I’m taking all in…sucking like a sponge…..This is been such a leraning/growin experience so far….I’m not ready to let that go yet. =(
*Ivory confessa*
Last week I won da challenge, and Cinthia and I fomos able to shoot and ad para a marca de roupas Manly e o tema do xute era inshpirado
*Cinthia confessionario*
OMG!!! Foi super cool shootar com a Ivory....I Just felt that we could have done so much more in that shoot... you know what I mean?? ;) ;) ;)
(Jen e Micaela estão sentadas conversando)
Jen: I’m not gonna lie......It makes me uncomfortable as hell que a Liesel tenha ficado instead a DeeDee......I think she look a little manly….And that
Micaela:
Jen: Aham Cláudia, senta lá. ¬¬ logo se vê que vc não assiste ANTM. Bjos.
Micaela: Meu nome não é Karina. :S
*Rachel confessiona-se*
OMGosh…I hate cat fights. Since DeeDee deixou a modelicious house Jen parece que surtou…..This morning estávamos all chillin and being nuts....and suddenly Jen crossed the line reeeeally far. She said something, you know? About
(mostra cena Jen conversando com Cinthia)
Jen: I have a couple dolls....do you wanna play with them? :D
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If you wanna play with dolls, play with dolls….But she had a pretty doll and an ugly doll….
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Jen: This is
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My mom hesitated when I first told that I wanted to model…..and maybe she’s right….I’m so sick of this :’( I’m really hurt right now….. *tears*
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Rachel: I f you wanna offend an ugly woman, I’m gonna stand out for her no matter what!!!
Jen: I’m not talking to you….I’m looking through you, so stay in your place ;)
Rachel: There’s no arguing quando você está talking com uma big brick wall who is racist towards anyone and everyone......
Jen: EXQUEEZE ME? I’m racist? Eu sou Best da momma, and she has this Black thing going on and everything...Mas mesmo assim eu falo com ela. Você diz isso pq eu sou a Whitest e tallest gal na casa, I’m the typical American white-female, Okay? ;)
Rachel: If you wanna come off as a clown all the time.
Jen: Eu sou a Gal com more experience, I have traveled overseas....The Asia,
Rachel: Ain’t nobody claimed you a winnah honey? Ain’t nobody claimed you a winnah?
Cinthia: Geeeeente, que barraco vcs duas….
*Cinthia no confessionário*
Não entendi o barraco, I might have orange hair now, but I still blonde inside :S
*Ivory grita da modelicious house*
Tareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh Banksims maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaailll!!!!
“To be a sim model evah ya’ll have to think outside the default poses box. Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv Taresh!”
*Cinthia confessiona-se*
Quando chegamos lá (cantando) Ruth-Leeshous…..Beesha-Ninja(cantando) estavam nos esperando fierce as hell….eu fiquei tão.... juiced :D
*Jen confessa*
OMGoooosh!!! At first I see Beesha Ninja…..he is soooo smaaaaall o.O and then I saw that other girl…..I don’t really know that iiiiis :D
(Beesha Ninja começa a falar)
Welcome Ladys ;) I was born, physically male, mas mesmo assim eu saía nas boites e ficava posing like curazay e isso me fez absolutely famous, não me perguntem como, e today I’m here to teach y’all how to pooowse and be fierce as hell….Like momma Tyrish….Porque sometimes is important to a High fashion sim model to be able to do as poses mais weird, different and freaky looking da face da terra.….
*Rachel confessionário*
Ruth Leeshous nos ensinou como fazer poses trampy e slutty but make it fashion and in the other hand Beesha Ninja estava teaching us how to be faggy e weird, different and freaky looking as a pose to.
*a aula ocorre, Beesha Ninja e Ruth Leeshous comentam bout our gals*
Rachel has such a gorgeous face and she learned very well.
Cinthia has a gorgeous look, but she needs to work nas facial expressions.
Micaela has a banging boday, she need to tone down and learn how to be more fashion/less sex.
Livanis has the attitude of a true top sim model evah and she is really smart when it comes to variety in her poses.
Liesel is all ovah, but she is preetee, she just need to be more girly girl.
Jen is so put togheter, eu acho que ela needs to loosen up a little bit….
Ivory, this gal is so gorgeas...I think she can be a good high fashion sim model da momma…mas ela need to be more confident with herself.
(cena de Beesha Ninja e Ruth Leeshous standing na frente das gals)
Gals, today não foi o challenge actually, tomorraw vcs vão ter o challenge and I hope that yall bring that swagger that yall have e exudam a lot of powse charisma!! Thanks pree-tees! Báááááái ;)
(gals voltam pra modelicious house)
Micaela: Os judges sempre falam que eu sou hootch…I’m not hootch......I don’t see mahself as hootch.......(mostra cena de Micaela fazendo lap dance nas gals)
*Liesel confessa*
Eu need to practice my poses and my face, because I really want this and everything......I don’t see anyone practice but myself.....But that’s okay. Contanto eu não saia….that’s fine with me ;)
(cena das gals indo pro challenge na limosine com pictas da momma)
Tyrish: Hello to all mah ladies in red!!! Today momma está aqui pra fazer o tchélend e enquanto eu dou o challenge eu vou show yall mah fierceness....In sim modeling sometimes you get stuck in this model restricted poses.....Quando vcs get stuck e não sabem what to do and Mr Gay is yelling at’chu usem animações default do The Sims….the first one…
Menstrual pain….
I’m hungraaaay!!!!
My ass is on fireeeee!!!
I’m fétida!!!
Outro tip que a momma vai give to yall young betches….model the opposite of what you have on……se voces have on um………sparklydress…….que for todo hootchie e all ovah…model como se vcs estivessem all butchy e manly coçando o saco…..tira o obvious away….
(cenas da aula/challenge….o challenge acaba)
Thanks mah babe dolls!! Now I want all mah betches aqui perto da momma pq ela vai announce quem é a winnah deste challenge.....and the winnah is........................(awkward silence)…………..........Miss Meecaela!! Congrats gal! Seu prize vai ser um shopping spread no valor de $1,000 simoleons e um ad pro Impala com 22’s on dat biatch!!! Escolha uma gal para ir olhar vc comprar!!
Micaela: Eu escolho............... Livanis :D
Tyrish: Oki :D bjos!! Té mais!!!!
(as gals volta pra modelicious house……. Tem Tyrish mail, elas lêem e saem no outro dia pro fotoxute, chegando lá Mr Gay espera por elas)
Hello preetee ladies…..today we are in one of the gorgeous houses da momma, essa casa que vcs estão vendo ao fundo é a dependencia de empregadas. E esta casa, as yall noticed é super fancy e tem uma huge pool.......e o qq a gente usa na piscina? (as gals gritam BATHINGSUITES!!!!) eczáctly! Trajes de banho!!! Quando a momma estava starting her career ela era all skinny e not sexay...daí um dia ela começou a engordar um pouco e ela disse: yeah honey, I’m fat....a have breast and a butt and I like it that waaay...então ela decided que ao invés de ser uma high fashion super sim model ela ia tirar fotos de bikini....daí ela fez várias covahs e desfiles só por causa disso ;) Mas vamos parar de falar da momma e vamos talkar bout’cha fourouxutes!!! This week you’re all going to xute uma coleção very important, é a first collection da nossa long long time known e luved, Miss TuBleck Formee!!! Ela está lançando sua primeira collection e nada melhor que usar nossas free models pra show a sua new collection!! Buuuut..There’s a little thing different bout dat xute...yall are going to be xutadas em pares.......(gals ficam excited)
Ivory e Cinthia serão um couple…………
Leevanes, você vai xutar com a Mareeleea......
Micaela and Rachel serão um parzinho
E Jen, seu par é a Leesel
Let’s put it down gaaaals!!! One time for the Asians!!!
*Jen no confessionário*
OMG, Mr Gay é so mind bugling…..I’m getting so annoyed of all this gals, ainda por cima vou xutar com a Liesel….I know that she is truly trying to be a woman…mas eu vou sexy be done pq ela vai suck in the photoshoot and I’m not…..AHAUHUHAHUAUHA.
*Cinthia confessionario*
Não poderia ter ganho uma dupla melhor…..Ivory is my best friend na casa and hopefully I’ll be able to hustle and tussle com ela a little bit….we’ll see ;) UHAHUAHUAHUA She makes me feel sexay.
*Leevanis dá confessionario*
Eu sei que minha personalidade não matches the way I look....I’m not the typical bathing suit American female, o-kay? Mas I hope that I can find that softness within mahself.
(o fotoxute acaba, vemos a fachada do judging room......uma foto da momma aparece na mesma vibe do xute das gals)
(Cena do judging com Tyrish, Mr Gay, Heatha V e JP Barka esperando pelas gals, elas entram)
Welcome to our judging room ladies!!!
Today uma de vocês vai voltar pra casa, pro seu job, pra sua school embora don’t want to. Mas antes de falarmos de quem eu vou eliminar vamos falar dos FAAABULOUS prizes!
A winner vai recieve um fabulous ONE HUNDRED THOOOOOOUSAND dollar contract, e como vocês estão, com Covergal Cosmetics e vai ser a face da nova Covergal Dragqueen Collection!!! A winna vai join with Albinna C1 e Camille C2 à minha TOOOP modeling agency in the entire world chamada Tyrish Models através de contract lavrado
Sexy, Hot, gawgeas........ JP Barka, o noted fashion photographer:
Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegendary fashion supersimodel icon da momma!! Heatha V.
Our sexy blondish elf-like art creative e meu personal maquiador e BFF Mr Gay Man-u-well que está aqui de enfeite!!
And last but not least a leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegendary fashion icon e supersimodel Pauleeeena Pouriscouva que está aqui de enfeite também !!!!
This week yall foram na dependência de empregadas da minha house tirar fourous super sexay pra first collection de Trajes de banho da minha super friend e former super sim model ever, e atual fashion designa Miss TuBleck Formee!!1 Vamos parar de enrolação e vamos see yall best fourous.....The first gal à ser avaliada pelos nossos fair judges é............
Micaela
Heatha V.:querida vc esta suckando nessa foto ! vc esta way too manly...queria ver mais softness de vc igual na semana passada ! lembre-se disso bjos
Tyrish: Gaaaaal....vc é definetly a sarada do bairro...mas nessa foto vc está uma sarada do bairro kinda expensive.... looks like uma acompanhante de executivos.......reminds me of mahself long time ago! Mas vamos parar de falar da momma….Só stop sucking inner cheeks! Thanks gata!
Rachel
JP Barka: Gaaaaal. Give us something diferent. Sempre esse olhar blasé. Ele funciona mas tá enjoando já .sup.
Tyrish: OMG. Our weirdo Gal está sexay! I luved your face in dat particular picta e sua skin é insanely crazily biurefol...makes me all puffy down there....Thanks Reitchol ;)
Liesel
Heatha V.:amiga finalmente vc tirou essa defaultness of you...vc esta workando nessa foto e sua face esta smooched high fashion , congrats
Tyrish: Seems like somebody anda ouvindo a momma ;) This picta is just STUUNNIIING!! E eu definetly te bookaria based in this particular photo. E seu filme fooi one of the bests, I almost didn’t know who you are baby!!! Thanks !!!
JP Barka: Sua pele toda marcada played against you. Mas sua face tá linda.
Tyrish: Gaaaal….when you learn how to be so preetee???…There’s a grace to your fourous que emana from you e lands in dat picta and I feel that your look is very marketable in this shit….momma vê cifrões qdo olha pra vc…thanks!!!
Jen
Heatha V.:honey, vc eh mto gawgeous pessoalmente mas sinceramente, essa foto sucks...vc esta super qualquer coisa e esta tampando seu umbigo..bjos
Tyrish: Gaaaal….you look like you’re dead in this picta!!! The light is on mas não tem ninguém em casa!!! And that’s so saaaad because I know that you have modeling in you….e todo esse papo de overseas aí….Thanks Jenny-Jenny ;)
Livanis
JP Barka: I don't know...Mas nessa foto eu fico me perguntando se você tem mesmo potencial de ser uma TBMS ever o-kay?. Se as outras fotos não foram só sorte. Step ur game up, gal!
Tyrish: Miss lady…..you’re film was a mess…..Try to smile sem ficar tão corny e cheesy….ou então faça como a momma…..smile com your eyes ;) Thanks Leevanees ;)
Ivory
Heatha V.: querida vc esta GAWGEOUS..seu sorriso esta so natural to you !! great job
Tyrish: This picta is STUUUUUUNNING!!! I mean….it blew ME away, e eu falei pra Maistef, essa gal é ABSOLUTELY amaaaazing...e ela super concordou.... all you’re film was freaking insane…I have no negatives to you this week. E olha que eu estou muito bitch e jealous ultimamente.. Thanks baby!
Cinthia
JP Barka: Vc não é uma das gals mais commercial around here. Mas você made it out very well. Seu cabelo tá amaaaazing.
Tyrish: Yeah, again….I know that you’re preetee…Eu want you to take that pretty to the next level…..You have to push harder….It’s not bad….só não é as edgy as I wanted to be. Thanks gal.
Now is time to da judges dalibareeeeita e after that vamos anunciar quem is dead to mah book.
(judges deliberam, a cena mostra Tyrish standing com pictas nas hands que representam as gals que continuam na running towards to become Tyrish Banksims Supersimmodel Ever)
I have 7 pictas in mah hands and dis pictas in mah hands representam as
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Aivore!!!!
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Marilia!!! Você surpreende a momma cada dia mais! Congratz gal!
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Leiden!! Seu treino valeu à pena honna! Congrats! Vc continua.....
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Rachel!
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Cinthia......
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Micaela!!!
Now Leevanees e Jen please step forward.....
Duas young ladies estão na minha fucking face mas I just have ONE photou in mah hands gals e essa foutou representa a gal que still in da running to become Tyrish Banksims Supersimmodel Ever! Eu só vou call um name e a gal que eu do not call MUST leave my modelicious house RIGHT. NOW. Com a roupa do corpo e um simoleon pra pagar a passagem do coletivo.
Levanis e Jen....quem diria que vcs duas estariam hoje aqui standing na minha frente? Both of you has some of the strongest pictas in this competition, vcs estavam neck to neck taking the most beautiful pictas. E agora estão neck to neck tirando as worst fourous in the bunch, both of you slided so far away dahling e eu estou muito desgostosa com vocês. So who stays? You Jen…que has modeling experience……viajou overseas……the
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Livanis! Apesar de vc ter bad skin the judges still see something in you…..That means que Jen. You’re out. You can leave the runway ;)
*Jen no confessionário*
It sucks!!! I know that I could go so far that I did……mas os judges got the wrong impression of me……… esse program não é sério……I mean…..o traveco da Micaela deveria ter saído........agora eu vou put those pictures in mah portifolio suck it up e keep going.....
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